Have I mentioned I have the best, most brilliant wife ever? Especially when it comes to enacting brilliant rescues. I probably have, but it bears repeating. Multiple times ( Read more... )

Wall-E is still giving me disapproving looks and has started locking the kitchen door (not that I can't sonic my way in, but the look he gives me when I do...). Honestly, you'd think it was the first time I'd set something on fire! Maybe he was just abnormally attached to the toaster. I'm wondering whether giving it AI would only make the situation ( Read more... )

At least, I think we are. I assume we are.

I tried to make toast as a snack when we got back, but I fell asleep and the toaster caught on fire. That's a bit of a mundane excuse for a fire, really.

I unplugged it and dumped it in the sink, because that seemed like a smart move at the time. Wall-E came in and gave me a very disapproving look. ( Read more... )

Rose is having a night out with some friends.

I am very bored.

I have already reprogrammed the TV in time to get the Dresletterin Olympics, cleaned up the suspicious mess that nobody else had yet noticed, reprogrammed the robots and spent an hour on youtube.

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I've decided it's my aim to be Britain's entry to next year's Eurovision. Maybe I could ( Read more... )

I am feeling spectacularly cuddly at the moment. Snuggling up to Rose on the sofa is the best way to spend time ( Read more... )

For those curious, this is Gary:

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